Tuesday, February 12, 2008

odies haynes jr.

he buses tables at caffe capri
his name is pronounced otis
middle aged- probably 5'7"
round belly- always smiling without all his teeth
got set up and busted by the cops for dealing
to this day believes it was racial profiling
but somehow remains the sweetest man ever
he used to be a cowboy too- that's his favorite part of life
and last but not least-
he is the genius who coined the phrase:

sheeeeeeeeeeittttt... his momma was a bitch too

i'm going to miss mr. odies. lots i think.

one more thing. jaci (far left):















i'm glad we were friends before she got famous.